Noi, I think youre going to be late for school.
Noi, youre going to be late for school.
Hello.
Kiddi! What are you doing here?
Ive come to raise my son. - lsnt that a little bit late?
Oh, shut up Mum.
What are you hanging around for? Youre late for school.
Im coming.
I got this letter from your headmaster.
Hes talking about poor attendance. Is it true, Noi?
How come YOU got this letter?
Well, maybe because lm your father.
Youre a bright kid, but you lack punctuality and discipline.
Now...how is the expression...
Punctuality is the key to The Temple of Discipline.
The Temple of Discipline doesnt sound too cosy.
Well, you know what I mean.
Sorry lm late.
Maybe evening school would suit you better, Noi?
Or a correspondence college perhaps?
Is something going on? Yes, a maths exam is taking place.
Did we forget to send you an invitation?
Teacher sir? Can you lend me a pencil?
Here you go.
Whats this supposed to mean?
Nothing.
Are you handing it in like this?
Yes.
And what mark do you think youll get for it?
Zero?
No, no, no! You get zero point five for writing your name!
Really? Thats better than I expected.
I dont serve customers without a proper greeting
Good afternoon.
Ill have a bottle of malt ale.
Listen to this:
Either you get married or you dont get married,
You will regret both.
Laugh at the stupidity of the world; You will regret it.
Cry over it; you will also regret it.
Laugh at the stupidity of the world,
or cry over it; You will regret both.
Either you laugh at the stupidity of the world,
or you cry over it; You will regret both.
Hang yourself; You will regret it. Dont hang yourself,
You will also regret it.
Hang yourself or dont hang yourself, You will regret both.
Either you hang yourself or you dont hang yourself, You will regret both.
This, my dear gentlemen, is the core of all human wisdom.
What was that?
Some fucking piece of bullshit.
Kierkegaard... = Graveyard... Thats a suiting name for such an idiot.
What are you doing?
No garbage in my store. I got to get organized.
Give it to me then.
I dont give things away.
Good afternoon. -Good afternoon.
Are you new around here?
Yes.
Ill have a bottle of malt-soda.
Drink it here? -What?
Do you want to drink it here?
Would you like me to? -No. Not specifically.
Then why do you ask? -Because there are two ways:
Either you drink it here and return the bottle afterwards,
or you pay extra for the bottle and take it with you.
Was that the only reason?
Are you retarded, or what?
No, just a joke.
Lets get it over with.
God damn it, kid.
Its uncanny how lucky you are.
Have you seen the new girl at the petrol station?
You leave her alone.
What do you mean?
Iris is my daughter
She needs to take a break from the crazy city life.
And if you dont leave her alone, lll break your neck!
Bonjour. Today lll teach you how to make real mayonnaise.
To make mayonnaise youll need ..an egg...some oil...mustard...
I start by breaking the egg
What is left?
In lcelandic the yoke is red, in French the yoke is yellow.
Red equals yellow, OK? Write that down!
This only applies to eggs.
I add the mustard...
Stir, and add the oil.
I continue stirring.
Never ever switch hands... Never turn the other way around.
And never ever stop...
- Sorry to bother you, is Noi here?
Well that is one way of looking at it.
Noi, can I have one word with you.
Is something wrong?
No, no.
Never ever stop.
Oh no,
unfortunately,
its ruined.
We have a Psychiatrist in the school for a couple of days
And I think it might be a good idea to let him take a look at you
What for?
Oh, just a little check: See if everything is alright.
Why me?
Well, maybe because there have been a few incidents regarding you
And then its just splendid to use this opportunity - Here.
Can I refuse?
Dont be silly. He is not going to hurt you. Just a little chat.
Good afternoon. Have a seat.
Are we in a good mood today?
Yes. Guess so.
I have a few questions for you
Answer according to your best conscience,
and dont take too much time to think.
Ready? Yes.
Do you sometimes dream yourself?.
I dont know.
Do you hate animals?
Not at all.
Do you walk around in your sleep?
Not that I know of.
Are you afraid of flying.
I never tried flying.
Do you see yourself as being dirty.
No.
How often do you masturbate?
Is this a part of the test or just personal interest?
Yes, it is...a part of the test.
How often do you masturbate?
You are answering the questions, not me.
If you answer me, lll answer you.
Im not here to joke around if that is what you think.
I am here to help.
Lets just forget about this... here is an lD test.
Ill be right back.
Elvis!
Get out of the sofa.
Elvis Aaron! Your damn hair is all over the place!
Sorry about the state lm in, my boy.
Ive got this awful toothache and I cant even leave the house.
Must be a loose filling, lve never suffered such pain before.
Thats better.
damnit.
Is it fun at school?
Its alright.
Thats good.
Any cute girls at school?
You havent started having sex yet?
Youre not homosexual, are you? - Shut up.
Listen,
Ill teach you a trick that never fails:
You ask the cutest chick: Have you put on some weight?
I promise you, she wont leave you alone until you have...
Slept with her.
It never fails!
Just remember to use a condom.
Unwanted children dont let you know theyre coming, you know what I mean.
I think lll go now. - Really? Am I being boring?
Drunk.
Sorry Noi. This toothache is just... - See ya.
Ill phone you next week and take you out to dinner. Ok?
OK.
Hello. - Hi, Kiddi here. Listen, lm in such pain I was wondering
Whether you could cover my shift. - I dont know.
Please Noi, do it for your old man. You can get half if you want.
OK.
Thats the spirit. Just remember to be careful.
Ill be killed if something goes wrong.
OK, bye.
Ill have a bottle of malt ale .. Ill drink it here.
Can I have one?
Dont you know how to smoke?
Its no big deal. Try again.
Dont suck like that,
just inhale twice slowly, first into your mouth, then into your lungs.
Like you were saying "Amen" while you inhale.
thats better.
Hi.
Good evening. - Is Dabbi home?
Greetings. - Hi.
Do you wanna go for a ride? - I have to do my homework.
Homework? Youve got your whole life to do that.
I dont know.
I think lll just stay home. -Close the door! I can feel the draft.
Can I come in, then? There is something I have to tell you.
Some other time. Dad doesnt allow guests in the house.
Am I a guest? - Common, you know how Dad is.
David! Close the door, I say.
See you later, then?
Aron. - Yes.
Benedikt. - Yes.
David?
Yes.
Marta. - Yes.
Marteinn. - Yes.
Noi?
Not here.
Alfred? - What?
Noi is sort of here...
Sort of here? Either you are here or not.
As far as I can see, Noi is clearly not here.
Olof?. - Yes.
Alfred? He gave me this substitute. He was very busy
and told me to record the whole thing.
WHAT THE HELL lS GOlNG ON!
And now for some exercises you can easily practice at home...
Iift and bend down, lift and...
Last but not least, lets do the yanka-move...
Ieft, left, right, right, forward, backwards, forward...
I cant stand it anymore. Ive tried but now lve had enough.
Noi must be expelled.
What is it now?
Hes driving me nuts. - Oh, dear.
He thinks he can skip school by recording the lessons with this.
Fucking neat gadget, man.
The psychiatrist thinks he is a wonder kid.
Oh, yeah? Really!?
I cant believe youre going to take some
smart ass from the city seriously.
There, there.
What are you going to do?
Shouldnt we wait a while and see if things dont settle down somehow?
I cant take it anymore. Either Nois expelled from this school
or lll resign, immediately.
Liver. Noi, the liver!
I need to get going.
Going where?
A date.
Fat chance. You arent going anywhere until we finished this.
Bring the blood.
Where do you want it? - Over there.
How about your place? - No way.
Dont you have a plan then?
Not really. Just to be with you, I guess.
This cold is killing me.
I know a place where we can go
A party - Where?
Youll see.
Watch out!
What are you doing?
Im so cold.
I dont want to be here. This place is spooky.
Spooky? Its the wildest party place in town.
Scared? - Not at all.
Is someone there?
Try to press lceland.
Its not an option.
There is no lceland.
Look at lceland. Its like a spit.
Want to run away?
Where to?
Press a button.
Always a surprise to see a white raven
Come with me right away. Theres something we ought to discuss.
Actually, I have a class right now - That will have to wait.
Please, have a seat.
Things have reached the point now where
we have no idea what to do in your case.
You are a notoriously bad student and what is more:
Your lack of discipline and respect for this educational institution
is atrocious, and
not the kind of example your classmates should follow.
Ive always liked you, Noi.
I think you have more in you than your performance shows.
But the last straw
is this tape recorder
showing up in school instead of you.
What direction do you think the school would take
If other students behaved like you? Everybodys trying to help you
But you proudly ignore all signs leading onto the right path.
I cant see any solution but to expel you from this school at once.
I am sorry.
I understand you perfectly, Thorarinn, I may not have fitted...
Noi. Dont.
One final warning?
Too late. The teachers are threatening to resign.
I cant afford loosing more people.
Please. My Dad will go crazy. Cant we reach an agreement?
There is no time for nonsense.
Its ridiculous.
Why are you in this school? Because of your Dad?
THERE ARE NO SONGS lN THlS BLODDY FUCKlNG PlANO!!!
Whats going on?
Theres no music in that heap of trash.
Should I come back later?
No, no. Take a seat and be happy.
I can easily come back if youre in a bad mood.
Sit down, Noi. Talk to me.
Noi,
Dont throw it all away like I did.
Ive been expelled from school.
Dont joke with me, please.
Im trying to honest for once so dont joke with me.
Im not joking. Those jerks threw me out.
How can you do this to me?
How can you treat me...
Relax. Its not you that got expelled.
Are you mouthing at me, you fucking creep?
Are you trying to be a big man in my house?
Submit?
No.
Submit?
Ouch! OK, I submit.
Sorry, Noi.
I just cant stand this kind of thing.
Lets not think about it, anymore.
Thorarinn headmaster has ruined our day
but he is not going to ruin our evening as well.
Now, lets go out for dinner.
Stand up, Noi.
Why?
Come and give me a hug.
Dont be ridiculous.
Please. Stand up.
Just one little hug.
My dear little boy.
We make quite a team together.
Lets have a drink.
What do you want?
One large beer. - You heard the gentleman, sir.
Do you have any lD?
Its my son. Ill keep an eye on him.
I never serve I alcohol to customers below twenty.
A pleasure seeing men taking their profession seriously!
Give the boy some lemonade.
And how about a straw, sir?
Yellow straw, please.
Happy family?
How about a song, boys? Bring out the list.
Number eighteen.
What in the world do you think youre doing?
Hello?
Is somebody out there?
Noi? What on earth are you doing on my roof?.
Didnt I tell you to keep your hands off lris?
Iris is a good girl. - Yes, yes.
She deserves something better than a creep with a bloody nose.
Have you been fighting? - No, just a stroke of bad luck.
Youre a good kid.
But still not exactly a prince on the white horse.
I mean: What do you plan to be?
A lawyer.
Lawyer?
Whats going on?
What are you two laughing at? What are you doing here?
I should be going.
You can stay here if you want.
Actually, thats out of the question.
Its the middle of night, Dad. - lts still out of the question.
Why not? Theres plenty of room on the sofa. Come, Noi.
Ill just go home. - No, no, you can go home tomorrow.
Hello, Gylfi.
How do you do?
Could you please tell Noi his future.
He has been expelled from school.
I am afraid hes following the wrong path.
Actually, lm retiring from business. - Oh, I knew I could count on you.
Obviously, he is not the academic type,
but if you could trace a business-talent
or craftmanship, please let him know.
He needs to be guided to a straight path.
All right then. Ill see what I can do.
Thats wonderful, Gylfi. God bless you.
Noi? Wake up! - Dont.
Get up boy!
Why? - If found a job for you.
What kind of a job?
Ive just spoken to the Reverend. He needs help at the graveyard.
Graveyard. Doing what? - Whatever drops by.
Drops by, my ass. Tell that Reverend Nerd to jump up his ass.
Ive just used MASSlVE connections to get us this job, Noi!
Take off youre shoes, Kiddi! - Oh, shut up, Mom.
Can you hear me?
Im on the walkie-talkie.
Where?
Noi, lm on the walkie-talkie lying on the table.
Noi, over.
Listen, I want you to dig me a grave.
If you move a little to the East.
No, no, no. I said East.
Can you see me? - Sure. Im watching you right now.
Why dont you just come down here and show me then?
Im too far away. Im watching you through binoculars.
Go all the way to the East of the cemetery, pal.
Wheres East?
Dont you know the directions, kid?
Cant you just say right or left, or hot/cold or something?
Well, youre ice-cold at the moment.
Youre getting warmer.
No, no! Now youre below freezing point!
You are getting warmer again...
No, no! You are hopeless. Im coming over.
Beside that grave is where you should dig the hole. - How big?
2.20 long, 1.20 wide and 3 metres deep.
Holy cow! Three metres!! Are you crazy?
Not at all. These are just government standards.
Its hopeless to dig such a deep hole in this frost.
Lets make it 2.50 then, but dont tell anybody.
Two metres.
No, no. That would be a total scandal.
Two twenty.
Two thirty is the absolute minimum. I cant go beyond that.
OK.
And keep your mouth shut. This is just between the two of us.
Yes, sir.
Petrol Station, good afternoon. - Hi, Noi here.
Whats up? - Not much. Just dying of boredom as usual.
Are you coming over? - I have to go see Gylfi.
Gylfi, who?
The fortune teller.
Gylfi the Fortune Teller?
What for?
My grandmother thinks he can see some future for me.
Never, ever.
What do you mean?
Come to me instead. Ill tell you what he sees.
Can you also see peoples fortune?
Of course not.
Its just that all fortune tellers in the world
always say the same thing.
And what is that?
That in the future they see a lot of money and
a journey to exotic places,
and a new person, that brings love and happiness.
Sounds good to me.
Its just what everybody WANTS to hear, idiot.
Sounds just like reality to me.
What do you mean?
This new person might as well be you
weve been planning to run away to exotic places
all we need is a little bit of money and everything will work out for us.
In your dreams.
Could we speed up a bit? Im only on my lunch break.
The cup must dry a little.
Lets have look.
I see changes ahead, as if...
Excuse me.
Something wrong?
Do you really want to know?
Yes.
There is nothing but imminent death in this cup.
What kind of a dopehead are you?
Give me all youre money!
Noi? Is this a joke?
Give me the money or else lll blow your brains out.
There, there, Noi.
Whats going on? - SHUT UP AND GlVE ME THE MONEY!
You shouldnt play with firearms, you should be old enough to know.
Beat it before I call the police.
I would like to withdraw all money from account 828.
Fill out these forms, please.
Lets see. These are very nice woollen suits. Try them.
Superior quality.
Excellent.
The suits are as good as it gets, and you fit them perfectly.
Lets go.
Go where? - Lets run away from it all.
Arent you coming?
Hurry up.
God damn, lady! Youre starting to getting fat.
Hello.
HELLO!
There is someone alive down here!
Hello, Noi.
It was a great blessing that you survived the avalanche.
Unfortunately, not everyone was so lucky.
It is unbelievably painful for me to inform you that...
Unfortunately, the avalanche took the lives of your grandmother
and your father.
Now, I dont know where youre beliefs lies...
But I recommend that we say the Lords Prayer together.
I dont think I know the Lords Prayer.
Do you know another prayer?
No.
But its ok.
The number of fatalities in the avalanche has been confirmed.
Ten people lost their lives.
Their names will be read now.